advanced_dark

advanced_dark @ 2008-07-08T17:01:00

2008-07-08T21:02:06Z

To all women in this academy:

I want it stated for the record that I'm technically one half female. So if you tried to kill me, it'd be like killing one of your own.

Juuust throwin' it out there.

Attn. Samasu, Souha

2008-07-04T04:16:56Z

Your player told my player to tell me to do this, so.

Grow a penis.

ATTENTION SAMASU, SOUHA

2008-06-25T22:15:47Z

I gave your gender to a fish.

I then gave the fish to a bird.

I then gave the bird to a shark.

Stop fucking pestering me, and don't get other people to fight your battles for you.

Filtered as Johan

2008-06-18T08:28:54Z

I swear to fucking god, that guy is the most egotistical self-loving spineless dickless asshole piece of SHIT I have ever met. And I got half of my entire being from him.

I don't even know why this is bothering me so much...but god, seeing him get some bloody self-righteous makes me wanna go and kill a puppy.

Oh yeah. To the rest of you assholes, my name is 'Johuber' now. Remember it.

advanced_dark @ 2008-06-17T16:16:00

2008-06-17T20:17:28Z

If I kill Johan Andersen, will you fuckwits stop referring to me as somebody who looks like him?

advanced_dark @ 2008-06-15T04:49:00

2008-06-15T08:52:02Z

...I lost...I tried to hold it off while Jeanette ran, but it got away...

...I can hardly move right now...there's a gigantic fucking gash on my forehead...

...I'm not pathetic enough to beg somebody else to help her, but...just the same, somebody should stop that thing...

Filtered from Gren/Noriko

2008-06-14T20:43:31Z

...god...my whole body feels numb...I've never felt pain like that before in my life...

I helped Jeanette fight that...thing that claims to be a god. She beat it in a duel, but it tried to attack her anyway, so I stepped in. She said that she'd duel me...if I win, she'll restore Jeanette's friend. If I lose, she'll "take" Jeanette for her own.

Suffice it to say...I don't think I should lose...

advanced_dark @ 2008-06-10T01:43:00

2008-06-10T05:43:29Z

You know.

I should totally start speaking with a Southern accent.

Event Postan

2008-06-10T05:42:58Z

You may notice that a hedge maze has seemingly popped up in the middle of the campus overnight. Pretty big too. Extends all around the island while conveniently avoiding popular paths between dorms and classes, and so on.

And thee are numerous signs implying free shrimp, muffins, punch and pie for those who complete the maze.

advanced_dark @ 2008-06-01T16:10:00

2008-06-01T20:11:52Z

I claim all rights to personality, gender, card games, baked goods, blah blah blah of myself and anyone who looks a lot like me and who also shares the same first three letters of their name with me.

If anybody on this academy falls into those two conditions, well.

lol.

Taking a tip from a dude with a skin condition.

2008-06-01T19:54:31Z

I hereby claim ownership of the North School Tournament.

All participants need to either give me pie or get the FUCK OUT OF THIS ACADEMY.

Attn. "Fujiwara Yusuke"

2008-05-15T07:47:46Z

IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME.

Your momma was a Marshmallon, and your father was a CARD TROOPER!

Unless you're the real Fujiwara Yusuke, in which case your parents are just dead.

Ha ha.

Dead parents.

Private to Samasu, Souha

2008-05-15T04:58:45Z

I have the sole rights to your gender.

You are now a girl.

Private to Yubel

2008-04-30T22:21:20Z

...Yubel. May I speak to you?

Event Postan - To Judai's room.

2008-04-19T22:52:51Z

Hey Judai. There's a knock at your door.

advanced_dark @ 2008-04-19T16:50:00

2008-04-19T20:51:46Z

Judai didn't seem too happy to see me...

Knew I should've gotten the muffin basket....

Hey, you...various people. What kind of muffins does Judai like?